when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like
but you do know and in ur head ur like
fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
Ahh! Yes please. Y’all are so sweet.
Basically you should come to Texas and hangout with me.
It doesn’t have to be romantic (though if you did feel that way, it’d be perfectly fine). Just how you feel in general. I get curious of people’s impressions of me.
*Not for gross porn blogs*
So I’ve lost 45 pound, because health. So! The last time I bought bras I was a 42 C. When I went this time I got remeasured and I’m now a 38 D!!! Y’all… my boobs look amazing. Always make sure you’re wearing the right size!!! Because damn.
Trying to tag my ladies but it won’t let me! Ugh. Damn mobile.rimmel-and-reeses cutestcastrator gofatyourself itsgrrrlgerm unluckyreally
Ma’am, I’m afraid we’re going to need some photographic evidence.
I’ve known you less than a week but I love you and we should get married.