Fake Pockets: A How To
John Scalzi gets it.
right on the fucking nail
John Scalzi is a lovely man and a brilliant writer.
- How to embarrass yourself on the internet
"Shit white guys say to Asian girls"
other stupid, creeper shit white men say to asian girls:
"hey, i’m the most powerful, financially able and respected race in the united states. of course your cute little ass wants to date me!"
"i can make your life so much more successful. i can give you anything you want in life. because i’m white."
"god, i LOVE asian culture. you know why asian women are just so treasurable? it’s the cute, docile way you guys behave. white girls and black girls are getting annoying because they speak their mind and have independent attitudes. i feel like i’m being tossed around. but no. you. asians. youre just dying to serve, arent you? its in your culture to be submissive. its sO HOT."
"why would you be with a wimpy, skinny asian guy with a chopstick dick when you CAN BE WITH ME, MIGHTY DONG."
"i can get you that citizenship, baby. i know you want it."
YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I WANT TO SHOVE MY CHOPSTICKS INTO YOUR PISSHOLE UNTIL IT GOES UP THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF YOUR DICK THEN ILL SNAP IT IN HALF
i feel like us asian femmes should get together and form an asian fetishist revenge crew. white men are so fucking entitled and get so defensive when you bring up asian fetishism. like do you have any idea how fucking scary it can be to be hit on by white men? all the histories of violence, colonialism, and dehumanization. like i swear to god i will never date another white man. i cannot shake the weight of the history and the context surrounding white men - asian women relationships. i feel it all over my body.
The last comment, though.. so true. (bolded mine)
2004 Avril Lavigne lyrics vs. 2014 Avril Lavigne lyrics
What went wrong?
This was on the website of a tattoo shop by me in the portfolio section. Why he chose this photo for his portfolio is beyond me. Firstly, it’s a SKIN HEAD tattoo, and secondly, well… it’s just ugly. All of it.
Submitted by anon
WOW. well as we all know skin heads are notoriously good decision makers so
I was a teenager in the 60s, so I can’t resist anyone who turns something into a rock band, especially when it’s one of Frederator’s cartoon shows. –Fred
Can’t believe Fred Seibert actually reblogged my Adventurers !
but why is lsp slimmed down or societies curvy